This one was taken from Henry Evil's blog site [Evil Has a Blog] entitled Kiss My Fat Ass... I thought that this can make your day [or night]. It's actually his first post on his blog. I seriously love it...
"Reader, I'm extremely disappointed in you.
This blog is a joke to you.
You've been through anger management, you've been through your grandma getting her lights cut off to buy a swimsuit for this blog, and you come over here and act like this is a joke. This is a serious blog and it should be serious to you.
Be quiet, reader.
What is wrong with you?
STOP
IT!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A READER LIKE THIS.
WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU!
LEARN FROM SOMETHING FROM THIS BLOG!
YOU ROLLIN' YUH EYES CUZ YOU THINK YOU'VE READ BLOGS LIKE THIS BEFORE.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT THIS BLOG ISN'T A VICTIM. IT GROWS AND IT LEARNS.
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF."
Works like magic to me... Hehehe!
"Reader, I'm extremely disappointed in you.
This blog is a joke to you.
You've been through anger management, you've been through your grandma getting her lights cut off to buy a swimsuit for this blog, and you come over here and act like this is a joke. This is a serious blog and it should be serious to you.
Be quiet, reader.
What is wrong with you?
STOP
IT!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A READER LIKE THIS.
WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU!
LEARN FROM SOMETHING FROM THIS BLOG!
YOU ROLLIN' YUH EYES CUZ YOU THINK YOU'VE READ BLOGS LIKE THIS BEFORE.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT THIS BLOG ISN'T A VICTIM. IT GROWS AND IT LEARNS.
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF."
Works like magic to me... Hehehe!
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